IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR TONGUE?

I've refrained from asking that SO MANY TIMES i've lost count...

Why? Waddya mean??

Them idiots who refuse to mould their tongues to pronounce certain words,
like NAMES for example.

Ok la...MY NAME....

~* P A M E L A *~

How difficult is that??

Yes, i'm ranting...

But really, are they deaf?

Because I'm pretty sure I repeated my name not less than 5 times

plus proceeded to SPELL IT OUT !

and they still go

PAH - MEH - LAH

*groan*

How many times have I answered the phone with,

"Hello, Pamela speaking!"

to hear some moron go...

"Hello, can I speak to PAHMEHLAH?"

(you idiot, didn't i just say "PAMELA SPEAKING?")

or

Idiot : What's your name?

Me : Pamela

Idiot : Huh? Camera? Kamala?

Me : No, PAMELA

Idiot : Tamela?

Me : PAMELA, P-A-M-E-L-A

Idiot : Oh PAHMEHLAH! (version 1)

or

Oh, Pamela Anderson arrrr (version 2)
*laughs like banshee*
(coz apparently thought it was like EUREKA!)

ok by now, its confirmed that whichever idiot i'm speaking to has officially turned into a MORON, who only associates ALL Pamela's to the Anderson version.

Why is it that WHEN I say my name...they never get it, but when they miraculously hear Pamela Anderson...their tongue boleh guna already!!

Fwah!

Ok ok...

I know there are a handful of people who are able to pronounce some names...

THANK YOU!!

By the way :

Pam
Pam meaning: Form of Pamela. All honey.
Pam origin: Greek
Pam gender: Female

Pamela
Pamela meaning: Name invented in the 16th century for a heroine of the book 'Arcadia', by Sir Philip Sidney.
Pamela origin: English
Pamela gender: Female

The next time someone refuses to pronounce my name correctly after hearing me say it 5 times and spell it...dun be surprised if I go...


"IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR TONGUE?
or IS IT YOUR BRAIN?" (if you have one)



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